The snack you crave with the macros you want.
Gluten Free
Refined Sugar Free
Seed Oil Free
Soy Free
No Junk
Keto-Friendly
Why Yumkies?
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Finally, Snacks That Do It All
Yumkies gives you dessert-level taste with the stats you wish every snack had. High protein. Low carb. Low sugar. Whether you’re keto, gluten free, or just craving something delicious, we have a snack for you.
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Built for Real Life
Gym days. Chaos days. Late-night snack attacks. Yumkies fits into every moment and tastes unreal in all of them.
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A Brand That Gets It
No fake wellness. No bland diet food. Just addictive, clean, goal-friendly treats created for people who love flavor and results.
What We’re Made Of
Real Ingredients Only
We use whole-food ingredients you can actually pronounce. Clean. Simple. Delicious every single time.
High Protein and Low Sugar Options
Whether you’re grabbing cookies or going for brownies, our macros are elite. High protein. Low sugar. Low carb. Zero weird aftertastes.
Always Gluten Free and Grain Free
Everything in the new Yumkies line is gluten free and grain free so you can snack without the bloat, crash, or drama.
Made Without the Junk
We skip the seed oils, refined sugar, gluten, fillers, and weird additives. Just clean, craveable snacks that love you back.
Small-Batch Quality
We make our snacks in small runs to guarantee the softest cookies, fudgy brownies, and freshest flavor every time.
On-the-Go Perfect
Tear, eat, repeat. Our packaging is built for convenience and protects your snacks from the chaos of real life.
Everyone's Fav
Regular price
$25.00
SHIPS JANUARY 2026
Cardboard
100%
SUPER FUDGY
0%
Total Carbs (21g) – Allulose (17g) – Fiber (3g) =1g Net Carbs*
*FDA does not consider allulose a total or added sugar for nutrition labeling
Üs vs Them
| Scroll left to right | Yumkies | The Protein You Pretend to Like | Regular cookies |
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| Snacks That Actually Taste Good |
obviously
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tastes like sadness and chalk
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the ex you keep going back to… and instantly regret
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| Always Gluten Free |
every single time
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label says “may contain” too often
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gluten is literally the foundation
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| Ingredients That Won’t Give You Trust Issues |
real ingredients you can pronounce
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you don’t actually know what’s in them and honestly neither do they
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they slap, but the ingredient list is a jump scare
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| Macros That Make You Feel Superior |
high protein, low sugar, low carb
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but you will cry eating them
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tastes amazing but nutritionally… no comment
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| Late-Night Snack Approved |
demolish the whole bag....or maybe 2
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forgot they were in your pantry
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but your sugar spike will absolutely not thank you
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