The snack you crave with the macros you want.
Gluten Free
Refined Sugar Free
Seed Oil Free
Soy Free
No Junk
Keto-Friendly
Why Yumkies?
-
Finally, Snacks That Do It All
Yumkies gives you dessert-level taste with the stats you wish every snack had. High protein. Low carb. Low sugar. Whether you’re keto, gluten free, or just craving something delicious, we have a snack for you.
-
Built for Real Life
Gym days. Chaos days. Late-night snack attacks. Yumkies fits into every moment and tastes unreal in all of them.
-
A Brand That Gets It
No fake wellness. No bland diet food. Just addictive, clean, goal-friendly treats created for people who love flavor and results.
Everyone's Fav
Regular price
$72.00
TASTE
OTHER "HEALTHY SNACKS"
100%
YUMKIES
0%
WHAT'S INSIDE:
- 4 BAGS OF POWER CHIP
- 4 BAGS OF HOT SHOT BROWNIE
- 4 BAGS OF BOSSY BITES
unreal treats made with real ingredients
Üs vs Them
| Scroll left to right | Yumkies | The Protein You Pretend to Like | Regular cookies |
|---|---|---|---|
| Snacks That Actually Taste Good |
obviously
|
tastes like sadness and chalk
|
the ex you keep going back to… and instantly regret
|
| Always Gluten Free |
every single time
|
label says “may contain” too often
|
gluten is literally the foundation
|
| Ingredients That Won’t Give You Trust Issues |
real ingredients you can pronounce
|
you don’t actually know what’s in them and honestly neither do they
|
they slap, but the ingredient list is a jump scare
|
| Macros That Make You Feel Superior |
high protein, low sugar, low carb
|
but you will cry eating them
|
tastes amazing but nutritionally… no comment
|
| Late-Night Snack Approved |
demolish the whole bag....or maybe 2
|
forgot they were in your pantry
|
but your sugar spike will absolutely not thank you
|
