The snack you crave with the macros you want.
Why Yumkies? Glad You Asked.
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The Math Is Mathing
Dessert taste. Athlete macros. High protein, low carb, low sugar. We know it doesn't make sense. Eat it anyway.
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Built for Real Life
Gym days. Chaos days. 11pm "just one more episode" days. Yumkies shows up for all of them and looks good doing it.
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We Don't Do Bland
No fake wellness. No bland diet food. Just clean, addictive treats made for people who want it all. Great taste, great macros, no compromise.
Regular price
$59.90
TASTE
OTHER "HEALTHY SNACKS"
100%
YUMKIES
0%
WHAT'S INSIDE:
- 5 PROTEIN COOKIES
- 5 HOT SHOT BROWNIES
unreal treats made with real ingredients
Üs vs Them
| Scroll left to right | Yumkies | The Protein You Pretend to Like | Regular cookies |
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| Snacks That Actually Taste Good |
obviously
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tastes like sadness and chalk
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the ex you keep going back to… and instantly regret
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| Always Gluten Free |
every single time
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label says “may contain” too often
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gluten is literally the foundation
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| Ingredients That Won’t Give You Trust Issues |
real ingredients you can pronounce
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you don’t actually know what’s in them and honestly neither do they
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they slap, but the ingredient list is a jump scare
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| Macros That Make You Feel Superior |
high protein, low sugar, low carb
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but you will cry eating them
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tastes amazing but nutritionally… no comment
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| Late-Night Snack Approved |
demolish the whole bag....or maybe 2
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forgot they were in your pantry
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but your sugar spike will absolutely not thank you
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